Hello Universe.

And so begins the epic saga of complete and utter randomness written by our own Sage Of Random Epicness, or SORE. Speaking of which, I am sore, not from any activities, or lack thereof, I am simply sore. Anyway, not to stay on topic or anything abhorrent such as that, but our SORE is sore. The fish are getting pissed off that the dolphins are leaving on the next hyperspace ship out of local space. The fish, you see wanted to be taken along, but the dolphins much prefer to eat their human pilots, and thus the fish are left out of the equation. Also, the chimpanzees are looking for revenge on the fish, as the fish once spawned the human race, and thus took away their homes. The chimpanzees are forgetting however, that they are still the parents of humanity, and thus more to blame for their loss due to their inability to nip it in the bud. They have however, introduced AIDS into the human population since then as a method of population control, and revenge. They failed to consider that AIDS would only primarily affect the homosexual and poorer populations of the world, and are thus creating a modified Ayrian race composed of right-wing conservative bible-thumpers, bent on taking over the world.

Also, the relative density of the human brain is not conducive to the application of being used as a battering ram.

Thank you.